And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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