is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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