I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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