I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My dick has a subreddit
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
