But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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