"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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