3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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