she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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