I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
