kristin has been a bad kristin
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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