im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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