White coat. Heels.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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