I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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