I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
