Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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