Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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