I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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