Don't EVER smell your tampon
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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