haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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