We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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