I love black thongs
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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