things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
soo... how was my night?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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