god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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