I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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