I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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