Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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