i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I intend to get homeless drunk
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Randomize
