Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Holy sore nipples Batman
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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