should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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