I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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