Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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