Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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