Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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