ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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