I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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