So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize