Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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