Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
