I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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