So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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