How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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