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(732): View more from New Jersey

I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.

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(209): View more from California

He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.

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(818): View more from California

I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around

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(239): View more from Florida

I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost

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(626): View more from California

april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal

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