So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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