like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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