We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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