May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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