they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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