He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
this just has baby written all over it
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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