No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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