; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
