2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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