you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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