I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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