Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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