Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize