this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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