Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
